So... the bridge between the House and the Taun

I know words. Lack of sleep is several primates beating my head, but words must be said. This is "So..." the 1.5 to "You Should Just Go Inside That House Now"'s 1. This is a way for some faces to get in your face and for you to remember and cherish them until "the Taun" is complete. The Taun would be the 2. I know you knew that.  Future project, very hush hush. So here is "So...", an expose on the American Dream from the point of view of a disgruntled economist with piles.