I make stuff that is straightforward sometimes. This is not one of those times. I don't know who would persist through this endless cycle of death/rebirth, but I don't know a lot of things.  This game wants to know what you know. It is actually very straightforward. There is one way to go. One way. There is little guidance.

"There is help & hope in other spells...you know the rest" II:70 so damn lazy

I made this for Me first. Then it made Me so. Then I made it for you. I think that happened in the other direction first, but due to my hominidiocy I saw the Flow through a stupid filter. This is the Thing that makes me comagiggle; I'm not sure what it will Do to You.

You can Do It! I know you can! I smell the salt of your gristle and the thyme of your grit. Rough Flavor. Tantalizing delicacy only available to those who get "jiggy" with self-induced hypnosis (and maybe Greg-go-again chanting).  Who knows maybe this is just a walk in the park with nice picnic baskets and lessons about how cleanliness is next to godliness but you cant just wash your hands all day and usurp the Almighty before bedtime. There is probably blasphemy and horrid language in this game, but its all in Good Fun. There are also (probably to someone) disturbing images, though... its one-bit, so that helps?

So ...everything you want and more is inside that house. 


Made with Decker and JankyTunes. I did the rest of the stuff.

StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(3 total ratings)
Authorsickpleaseohno
GenreInteractive Fiction, Puzzle
Tags1-bit, Dark Humor, decker, esoteric, house, love, punishment, weird, what
Average sessionA few seconds

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Therion

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YEAH YOU ARE!!!! ALL OTHERS BOW TO THE GLORY OF WRTRT! THE THRONE OF GOD HAS BEEN USURPED RIGHT GOOD!!!

May the illuminated swarms follow in my wake and see through the fnords to find the truth of the false self in punishment. Usurp god and ask "Who is in its place?"

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i understand i am being punished and or withheld from but the third riddle is stumping me!!!! i am reading so many articles abt alchemy am i on the right track? its fine if u dont want to give a hint, i am having a lot of fun, <3 this project

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I describe the answer when you get the question wrong. You are on the right track! I'm so happy that someone has made it to the third question! Thank you for playing :)


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thank you !!! i love to devour :]

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i enjoyed this a lot although i'm bad at riddles :)

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I'm happy you enjoyed it! My next project will be more "user friendly" as opposed to a "punishment project". Thanks for playing!

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omg I think you're the first person who isn't me to use jankytunes for anything! thank you!

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I love the Jank so much! Thanks for playing and for being such a huge contributor to the Decker community!

If you are interested there's some things you can do to have the jankytunes contraptions play automatically and then hide the default controls, or like replace the controls with your own buttons, basically there are functions you can call on the contraptions to have them do that but reach out if you want help! But if you prefer it the way it is that's all good!

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It would be ideal if I could have the jankytunes contraption invisible, and have the music automatically start to play. I'm not sure if that would be a scripting thing (which I'm still slowly learning) or something else, but I'd love help! I know I have more to say, but I had a wisdom tooth ripped out of my head today and am feeling a bit off

Yeah, it is a scripting thing, but not a complicated one. The scripting line for starting the contraption playing from the start of the song is just

jankytunes1.playfromstart[]

(assuming the contraption has the default name), so you just need to call that as the first thing when a card opens. It may work if you put it in the "on view" part of the card's code.

And then to hide the buttons you just need to set the contraption to "show none".

But by all means wait until the pain and associated painkillers subside before thinking about anything complicated <3

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Thanks for the help and kind words! Looking forward to implementing this in my upcoming work :)

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I'm confused on what I'm supposed to do for the polluted wetlands question

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What is the source of Hope? (Hint: it involves You)

idk humans?

It only gets harder from here, but I'll give the first answer as a freebee: within. Hope is found within. I hope you are enjoying this Punishment Game!

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Completely unhinged but in the end I found my swamp messiah. 5 out of 5 sentient crockpot leftovers.

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Love your work, thanks for the stellar review! It sounds like there may have been more giblets to acquire though :)

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Thank you for the kind words! I am likewise very happy to see more of this completely crazy use of Decker to explore the unknown, it suits the tool really well. This one is super wild.